For the Favor of Your Institutional Knowledge and Your Bank Account Routing Number

Hello most esteemed reader,

I am a poor widow-woman whose husband was the former finance minister from a small nation that is rich in oil revenues.  I am waiting to send you $5,000,000,000.00 (adjusted for inflation) that is currently sitting in my account at Lehman Brothers one 8×10 print for valuable information related to an upcoming trip from Washington, DC to New Orleans.  I am looking for advice on crazy tourist traps, wacky events, interesting fast food restaurants, while I multi-task my way down to PhotoNOLA.  If any of my readers have good advices I would appreciate if you would let me know and I will wire you the money immediately to your account send you an 8×10 print of my choosing in grateful appreciation.   In late November, early December I will be travelling through Virginia (southwest), North Carolina (for nary a nano-second), Tennessee, Mississippi, and Louisiana.  I will consider diverting from the route if the idea is tempting.

Thank you in advance for your assistance. And may God bless your most merciful and charitable soul.

Sincerely,

Mrs. Obi Ben Kenobi

Susana